Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009

solar eclipse

The solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (Best done in a dark room).
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.

The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.

Guy #1: Dude last night Nick pulled the Solar Eclipse on me when I went into my room.

Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.

by That Mike Kid January 10, 2009

Total Eclipse of the Havarti

A burger that comes with havarti cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Sonic Eclipse Online

Sonic Eclipse Online (Also known as SEO) is an incomplete Roblox fangame that attempts to recreate the gameplay from the Sonic Adventure line of games. As of recent, the game has been getting a lot of backlash for not being worked on fast enough, and the allegations against the development team. (Google "DoctorRofatnik" for more information.)

1: ay bruh that game aint comin out any time soon
2: damn fr? thas that Sonic Eclipse Online type beat yknaa'm sayin
1:no cap

by Rye Lee June 6, 2021

Husband Eclipse

When you have two husbands, a lesser husband to rule the night and a greater husband to rule the day, and one husband stands in front of the other, that's a husband eclipse.

Never stare directly into a husband eclipse.

by Silverflesh37 March 4, 2011

titty eclipse

When the nipple on a women is nearly as large as her breast. This will make it look similar to a solar eclipse.

Dude, her nipples were huge, it was a titty eclipse!

by shredwest October 2, 2009

Partial Eclipse

Slang to describe unintentionally low hanging pants and underwear, to an extend that the rear is partially visible to others. Expression preferably used to raise someone's attention on that in a teasing manner without majorly embarrassing him / her.

Hey buddy, I think we're having a partial eclipse today.

by aegoerd November 13, 2011