Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.

I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.

by Xeneric December 30, 2010

a dutch oven

one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..

ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..

by kevin smith May 30, 2006

ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.

I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.

by Stiverton August 7, 2016

Doytch

The word means whatever the user want the word to mean. Can be used in a positive or negative manner. Used as a wild card word when you don't know what else to say. Youknow the meaning by how the user uses doytch in the sentence. Expressed for emphisis!!

This bike is so doytch.(Negative)
I want to bone the doytch out of that chick.(positive)
You fuckin' doytch.(negative)
I'm so doytched that you came over.(positive)
That doytch is a cock-sucker.(negative)
Are those two doytching over there?(we'll see)

by shrug n' big red n' D-dub July 22, 2009

dutch star

When a woman is fellating a man, the man pulls out just before ejaculation and immediately slaps her on the cheek with an open palm and spread fingers. He then proceeds to test his marksmanship by attempting to ejaculate on the red star-shaped mark left on her cheek from the slap.

While out for a late night nature walk, Bryan stumbled on Kyle performing a dutch star on a dirty girl in the woods outside of the Junipine Resort.

by bkainer May 17, 2009

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020

dutchman handshake

Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name

As his best friend he gives him a dutchman handshake every week.

by mircea.ene July 30, 2010