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Doucette

Noun, often capitalized French slang for duck (waterfowl)
The President was a lame Doucette duing the final days of his term.

We roasted him like a Doucette.
by crankyboss November 15, 2010
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doucheget

Someone who is both a douchebag and a fagget simultaneously.
"That kid owes me $2200 for my car!"

"What a doucheget"
by Zaq Hill May 1, 2006
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douchehead

the next worse thing after a douchebag.

my word for chase, the varsity boys hockey goalie for phillips academy andover, given at the E/a winter games of 2007, where the phillips exeter academy boys owned the smurfs.
crowd: "POOOOOTTTTERRR!"
me: "is a douchehead!"
gar: "hun its a douchebag."
me: "shutup i made it up."
by mhm sure March 2, 2007
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doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.
I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.
by mxedkid February 26, 2008
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Douschette

Particular University Girls

1) who are completely unintelligent
2) think they're the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet (when theyre not even close)
3) gives off a bitchy vibe to anyone they talk to
4) All of her friends have turned against her
5) She calls her professor "Prof"

6) She has the sleeziest boyfriend you'll ever meet.
7) Wears THEE sluttiest clothes you'll ever see.
8) Sleeps with Every guy on campus
8) A Girl with absolutely no CLASS
"Omg did you see what Jess G. was wearing? Her boobs were flopping around on the dance floor and she poured her drink all over her best friend and told her to get her another one!"

"What a douschette!"
by FedUp2010 May 13, 2010
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douchegeezer

a douche bag over the age of 35
a douchegeezer is a guy that is useless and over the age of 35
by thatb1tch March 19, 2010
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Douchebellishment

The often gold and silver embellishment on douchey clothing made popular by men in Vegas, Jersey Shore characters and the host of Ghost Adventurers. The clothing often is by Ed Hardy or Affliction and usually includes crosses, fleur de lys or daggers.
Looks like the orange, spiky haired guidos got dressed up in their finest douchebellishment for the strip club tonight.
by HunchHunchWhatWhatBahBo April 7, 2011
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