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douchehoolery

Shenanigans performed by a douchebag(s). Exasperating acts of incredible disregard to other people. Petty or self centered attempts for personal gain.
You would not believe the douchehoolery I had to put up with this weekend from my boyfriend's friends. They spent the entire time cracking on me and messing up the apartment.
by Marie Northgate April 17, 2011
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Douchehole

Did you see what that Douchehole did? He took that girls drink and puked on her!
by MuffCPA August 29, 2012
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Douchehound

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.
1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"
by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020
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douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.
Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.
by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022
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doucheberry

Like a dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).
This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.
by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009
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douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.
Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!
by Old Man River November 7, 2010
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Douchebotchery

any act which is in the furtherance of douchy behavior
I can't believe how much douchebotchery that bro created at the kegger last night
by tinglish1177 May 8, 2011
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