douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.

Our president is a complete douchehole!

douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006

douchehole 

douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.

That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.

douchehole by jlschen April 24, 2009

Douchehole 

When you can't decide if a person is a douchebag, an asshole or both.

Did you see Glen Beck crying and lying on TV? What a douchehole!!!

Douchehole by Blancoboy200 October 18, 2009

douchehole 

Another word for pussy. Usually randomly sputtered out when no other insult comes to mind.

guy: Dude you're such a douchehole
dude: What?

douchehole by Betsch March 12, 2008

Douchehole 

Combination Douchebag and asshole

Did you see what that Douchehole did? He took that girls drink and puked on her!

Douchehole by MuffCPA August 29, 2012

assbag douchehole 

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

assbag douchehole by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

douchenometry 

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.

Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction

douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010