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douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.
Our president is a complete douchehole!
douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006
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douchehole 

douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.
That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.
douchehole by jlschen April 24, 2009

Douchehole 

When you can't decide if a person is a douchebag, an asshole or both.
Did you see Glen Beck crying and lying on TV? What a douchehole!!!
Douchehole by Blancoboy200 October 18, 2009

douchehole 

Another word for pussy. Usually randomly sputtered out when no other insult comes to mind.
guy: Dude you're such a douchehole
dude: What?
douchehole by Betsch March 12, 2008

Douchehole 

Did you see what that Douchehole did? He took that girls drink and puked on her!
Douchehole by MuffCPA August 29, 2012

assbag douchehole 

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.
Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

douchenometry 

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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