Definitions by MuffCPA

Douchehole 

Combination Douchebag and asshole

Did you see what that Douchehole did? He took that girls drink and puked on her!

Douchehole by MuffCPA August 29, 2012

Anal occulitus 

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.

Anal occulitus by MuffCPA November 7, 2011