douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.

Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.

by Palionu June 23, 2019

douchebooking

The act of making major DRAMA on Facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.

OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking

by don't douchebook April 30, 2010

doucheboss

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

by KKDC5 September 8, 2011

douchebox

Like a douchebag, but more rigid. Intentionally annoying, rather than simply out of sheer stupidity.

I couln't sleep last night; every ten minutes another douchebox with a bass cannon in his trunk would come rolling down the street and wake up the neighborhood.

by Sinical July 24, 2012

douchebox

a more correct term for douchebag, because douches come in boxes not bags. A guy who is full of him self, and does lame ass shit. a guy who uses and abuses the ladies.

"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"

"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"

"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"

by justliv2 August 9, 2012

douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche

She posted it on douchebook

by XShankX August 20, 2015

Douchebooty

Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.

Guy 1: You are incredibly lonely.
Guy 2: You’re a douchebooty.

by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018