When you go out with your buddies and eat so much food that it hurts. Doof = Food backwards hence the name Doof Sesh
by Release the Doofage December 22, 2014
Two bestfriends with the names of Jessica and Brad! Nothing but those two names!! names like Jonna an Alex that say they are not doofs, truley doofs... or Stve and James... nope sorry, only Jessica and Brad can be doofs!!!
Jessica- hey doof!
Brad- Hey doof
Hand shake thingy
Alex- hey doof
Jonna- were not doofs, only jessica and Brad are doofs!
Brad- Hey doof
Hand shake thingy
Alex- hey doof
Jonna- were not doofs, only jessica and Brad are doofs!
by SPIKE aka doof October 29, 2008
by AustinK6 April 01, 2009
by He's the boxman September 26, 2006
Doof on you is a game played where people have to imagine themselves having sex with various nasty people. The point of this game is basically to say hey see that nasty discusting person that no one would ever want to fuck??? you now have to imagine yourself having sex with them. It maybe nasty but it just makes you want to find the next nasty person and doof your friends.
Say for instance you were in a group and a really nasty fat ugly chick were to walk down the street you can yell "doof on you" to your friend. In the doofing game you must must!!! picture yourself having sex with the person that has been doofed on you.
The object of the game is to get the nastiest people and doof your friends... beware this game is addicting
To make it more fun you can describe the nasty things that they have to imagine doing with those people.
Rules:
1. you cannot doof someone who is the same sex
2. You cannot doof menatally retarded or handicapped people.
Say for instance you were in a group and a really nasty fat ugly chick were to walk down the street you can yell "doof on you" to your friend. In the doofing game you must must!!! picture yourself having sex with the person that has been doofed on you.
The object of the game is to get the nastiest people and doof your friends... beware this game is addicting
To make it more fun you can describe the nasty things that they have to imagine doing with those people.
Rules:
1. you cannot doof someone who is the same sex
2. You cannot doof menatally retarded or handicapped people.
Two guys and a girl are chillen at work, a really ugly nasty mexican construction worker walks by the window, on of the guys says doof on you to the girl. She must picture herself having sex and getting fucked by this nasty mexican worker.
Later on a big nasty fat woman comes waddling down the street. The girl says doof on you to one of the guys for the fat chick. This guy must now picture himself fuckin this nasty woman.
Later on a big nasty fat woman comes waddling down the street. The girl says doof on you to one of the guys for the fat chick. This guy must now picture himself fuckin this nasty woman.
by NotSoBlonde016 April 28, 2009
by perc30gang October 16, 2022
1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.
2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.
2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.
2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011