dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag
Uncle John is being such a dirk weed
by C u m b u c k et November 04, 2023
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The Dirk Special

When a girl takes such a smelly poop that it stinks up a whole mansion.
by Yurt Groblau March 06, 2020
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lil bich dirk

A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick
You are a lil bich dirk
by nonameblank December 13, 2019
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Ol' Cody Dirk

1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.

2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.

3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.
(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!

(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.
by AntiFranks March 10, 2009
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Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.
Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
by Ranga124 November 13, 2019
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Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny
I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.
by Dallas Cowvericks June 08, 2011
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dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.
Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.
by Cam Hulst April 18, 2021
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