Lipstick Dipstick

When getting a blowjob, have said girl put on fresh lipstick. Then get her to go as far down as possible before closing her mouth. The lipstick will make a mark, and the game is now on to try and beat that mark. This makes getting head FUN!!!!

Man, I'd like to play lipstick dipstick with her. I bet she'd get a new high score.

by anduarin July 14, 2010

dipshiticus

A dipshiticus is a person who is a real shit, but without any class or flair.

You don't try to hit on your best friend's grandmother, dipshiticus!

by schmectarina February 3, 2010

Lithuanian Dipstick

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.

I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.

by Talon66 July 3, 2022

Dipstick

1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.

Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.

by Shaey Kay May 22, 2014

dipshit

Someone who doesnt know what they want therefore fucking everything up. Mostly with a girl. They fuck up then try to fix it like its cool but it usually doesn't work.

Guy:Damn. Brett really fucked up with Samantha.
Girl:Yeah hes a dipshit.
Guy:Maybe she will forgive him..
Girl: No, hes too much of a dipshit

by brett34 June 2, 2009

cajun dipstick

A guy is banging a girl from behind, with a dip in his mouth, spitting into the crevice in her lower back while having sex. He pulls out, rubs his tip in the dip spit, and reinserts. Alas, the spicy cajun dipstick.

Rex was banging his girl the other day and gave her a cajun dipstick.

by MB April 13, 2005

Dipshit

See George W. Bush

by Anonymous February 14, 2006