no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

dialectable

"deliciously evil"
take the dia..from diabolical and the lectable from delectable..and well there you go.

Guy: Tell me when he calls you later so I can call him.
Girl: Why...?
Guy: My plan is too dialectable for you to know...that's so not how you spell diabolical huh?
Girl: Well.. We can say you made a new word that means evil+delicious =

by shhhimasecret February 9, 2009

sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

dialectic

bullshit you give your english teacher when he aske you to read a book and take notes

what i didn't do

by ben speaker February 2, 2004

actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

gegh dialect

Very special type of talking, developed in the regions of Southern Southmore.

gegh dialect : Ej gir no faenj ej, geeegh

by Carlos Emanuel March 23, 2008

urban directory

A misreading and mispronunciation of what is otherwise Urban Dictionary.

"Have you seen the Shamesung entry on Urban Directory!?"

by SemanticBastard March 14, 2018