make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
by nathan skerry December 28, 2007
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use this simple formula:
A\P = danger level
where A is awesomeness rating (in degrees centigrade) and P is public opinion (in decibels over time)
danger level is measured in lightyears.
use this simple formula:
A\P = danger level
where A is awesomeness rating (in degrees centigrade) and P is public opinion (in decibels over time)
danger level is measured in lightyears.
wow, that guy just ate his own face, that shit is dangerous.
the recent dramatic increase in company sales this quarter was seriously dangerous.
the recent dramatic increase in company sales this quarter was seriously dangerous.
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A great example of what is called "altporn". The first ever HDR photos of a nude model on ANY adult website were first featured on this website in May of 2010. unlike most pseudo "altporn" websites the dangerous dolls is not owned by large porn companies and pays their models very well.
A great example of what is called "altporn". The first ever HDR photos of a nude model on ANY adult website were first featured on this website in May of 2010. unlike most pseudo "altporn" websites the dangerous dolls is not owned by large porn companies and pays their models very well.
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Get the the dangerous dolls mug.The first ever most dangerous curb stop happened at PMS or Plattsmouth middle school in NE when a kid beat the crap out of another kid as the kid started to crawl away boy picked the kid up, opened his mouth and set on the curb and slammed his foot down on the back of his head breaking the teeth or shoving them into his head while the teachers stood inside not doing anything. I know i went to this school.
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John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"
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