dacryphilia

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.

It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.

by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

white daddy

White daddy can be used to describe any white man that a black person turns to for help or advice. To the "hotep community", white daddy is ANY white man, regardless of the reason for the relationship.

I see you called white daddy to fix your problems.
White daddy can't help you out of this situation.
We saw you walking with white daddy.

by Chicago112 February 2, 2017

Daddy Penguin

The act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals into her mouth, as if he were keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

Apparently originated from Norwich, England

' Jesus Mick you didn't daddy penguin her again last night did you? Isnt this going a bit far?'
....

‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’

'It's my "Special move"'

by You Joker May 18, 2012

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015

DaddyOFive fans

10 year olds with an IQ starting with a negative who constantly defend DaddyOFive, a YouTuber who emotionally abused his kids for views until their channel thankfully got shut down and had 2 of his kids taken away, most likely enjoy the sound of little kids crying, twist stories, throw temper tantrums when a sane person says they don’t like or even agree with them and claim it was fake when the stepmother has even said herself in interviews that of their videos were real.

Sane person: They should start treating their kids better.

Your typical DaddyOFive fan: Oh my god! How dare you insult my favourite YouTuber!!! DaddyOFive fans for life!

Sane person: I can’t wait to see you cringe at this when your age has more than 1 digit in it...

by The only name not in use August 17, 2018

Vladdy Daddy

Vladdy Daddy = Vladimir Putins' real name.

"Don't do this Vladdy Daddy"
"Give it to me Vladdy Daddy"

by VladdyDaddysChild February 28, 2022

Fuck me daddy

Destroy my pussy daddy! Yeah! Uh! Harder! Fuuuuucckk I’m gonna squirt! 😩 oh my god ! Harder harder harder 😩 uh yes I cummed.

Fuck me daddy or I’ll suck the soul out of your giant cock

by Katelynn03 December 2, 2019