crooked as a bygeorge

No one seems to know what this phrase actually means, but after some research, it was discovered that this phrase originated somewhere in West Texas, and it most likely describes something that is not straight

person 1:"that is as crooked as a bygeorge!"
person 2: "what on earth is a bygeorge?"

by world's most original username February 22, 2011

Cronked

To cronk in the past tense.

Yo, you are totally cronked

by Jefferson K May 6, 2018

crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

by JLC24 September 1, 2018

Croaky Croaky Croaky

A term used to describe oneself when feeling a specific "croaky" kind of sick

Person 1: I been feelin a bit sick lately
Person 2: Oh? What kind of sick?
Person 1: Croaky Croaky Croaky (sigh)

by gloplord August 22, 2023

betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016

wavey crockett

Wavey Crockett is the term create by the wave god Charlie Wingate also known as Max b. Wavey Crockett is to be shown and or known as being cool, awesome and nonchalant.

Peep son over there. He looking like the wavey Crockett out in these streets.

by Supremexbape March 14, 2017

chris crocker

Gay teenage video blogger from Tennessee. Famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video on Myspace and YouTube. Since the video, he has been seen on shows like TRL, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Maury, and FOX News. There are rumors that he's getting his own TV show soon.

Chris Crocker thinks his video blogs are so profound, but they're unoriginal and superficial and if you disagree with him he'll call you a homophobe.

by Rachel Van Doll October 3, 2007