coronery bypass

The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.

Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Crownover Middle School

Crownover middle school is full of drugged up white kids who think they cool for fighting. Most juul in the lunchroom, cafeteria, bathroom, and class. They all snobs though.

"How's school?"
"It sucks. I go to Crownover Middle School and all them are bitches here."

by dr.phil's_anus February 28, 2020

Coronered

To be killed by the coronavirus

Poor Jack was coronered by that lassie he met in china
My ski-trip to Italy got coronered

by BiggerForADay March 11, 2020

Coronavore

A person who hoards goods during an infectious pandemic; see also covidiot.

The China Syndrome; Wuhanic Plague; Kung Flu

hey Dude, don't be such a coronavore hoarding up all that beef and chicken !

by Urban Coweboy March 24, 2020

Coronaviris

A viris that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronaviris, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

by smertyponts April 9, 2020

coronavirus go home

the coronavirus should leave

coronavirus go home

by hiuwu April 10, 2020

Coronavirus weekend

A coronavirus weekend day is just like every other day of the week except you don't have to pretend to be working for part of each day.

"Have a great coronavirus weekend! You're still staying home but at least you don't have to pretend to be working for part of the day, you can binge watch Westworld with a clear conscience!"

by MJBarton May 4, 2020