Corned

When a newly pregnant womens egg turns to a gundam suit and fights off 522000000 per day for 208 hours however that adds up powered by lithium batteryies to hace cloning to fight back and kost replaxed by a second mans sperm in the same captured suit and drowning the original sperm.

My ex d was corned.

by Cody5050 January 16, 2023

Corned-Beeftism

a far-left sociopolitical, philosophical, and economic ideology derived from communism, advocating youth exploitation leading to a collapse of the Philippine government in which it will be rebuilt in the sick image of Joma's Ideas. The term corned beef is taken from the visual description of its believers.

Chad turned into corned beef after years of exposure to corned-beeftism

by CorrrrneeeddBeefff September 17, 2022

corned cream

a type or cream which is made when dry cured and thus corned

hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured

by mr terrific April 25, 2023

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024

cornedia

Cornedia is the most beautiful women you will ever meet , she is out of the ordinary gorgeous. She nice sweet and kind . A lot of people take her for granted but she doesn’t let the bring her down . She will always put anyone before herself . She doesn’t even realize how perfect she is . Love you mama .

Do you kno cornedia dude ?

Ofc I do she is the most beautiful woman I ever seen .

by Love my mama November 20, 2023

Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

by Mgamerz June 23, 2010