cootie blaster

slang name for a penis.

His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011

cootstache

the mustache that results from post oral activity on the cooter. The more unruly the pubic hair, the more robust the coostache will be. If not removed, the cootstache may further enhance or prolong cooter breath.

I know what you were doing, dude, you have a cootstache!

by allthingscooter June 9, 2011

Coolitus

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.

Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.

by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

Coolitudinosity

The highest degree of awesomeness possibly able to be obtained.

You built a robot dinosaur with missile launchers and a flamethrower that can outrun a Ferrari for the school science fair? Coolitudinosity.

by MutantMoxx February 12, 2012

Cootie Squad

Used to make fun of someone's group/squad.

Jake: Your such a loser!
Me: what are you gunna do run to your Cootie Squad.(￣_,￣ )

by AbsoluteLuxxary January 4, 2021

CootieCat

A woman’s kitty Kat. Her private region, punnany

im in miami, she work at boobie trap first night out she gave me da COOTIECAT!

by on November 30, 2021