Conjob

A “Conjob,” is a sexual act from anyone called a Conboi. Conjobs consist of anything you dream of and vary by price depending on length.

That Conjob he gave me was so good, I wished it lasted longer.

by definitionboi2233 January 23, 2025

convoyluted

When the Canadian protest types that would normally look to a convoy for their protesting come up against an issue where there isn't total agreement on why they are mad.

The election was over. The Conservatives still grumbling offered up a host of stray logic for the loss, all borrowed from south of the border and a certain orange dude. The non-cohesive reasoning was a few trucks short and its jumbled fluff could best be described as convoyluted. No trucks. No logic.

by Charlie Currie May 1, 2025

Conjoinedism

Conjoinedism to discriminate against twins who are attached/conjoined.

Hey Marilu, did you know that it is not fair for conjoined twins to receive one salary for their shared work. They are two individuals not one. That is conjoinedism.

by Nnnr August 31, 2025

johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018

ita conroy

Beautiful intelligent girl a very rare name a very loyal person to her freinds and family and easy to fall in love with

Ita conroy is beautiful

by Yasmin crookim December 15, 2017

Lake Conjola

When, as a parent, multiple things happen to make your day shit.

My son is sick, my baby is I’ll, I’ve not slept for a week. It’s all gone a bit Lake Conjola

by Thelegendthatisme October 8, 2020

Death Convoy

The traffic jam which builds up behind a hearse or funeral cortege which is travelling slowly as it transports the coffin, because overtaking is disrespectful.

I left for work early today but because I got stuck in a Death Convoy I arrived 10 minutes late.

by Sharkfin911 April 23, 2024