ride the comet

A euphemisim for suicide. While phrases such as "six feet under" and "pushing up daisies" apply to other forms of death, this is specifically for suicide. It was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult, who committed suicide in the belief that their souls would ride a "spaceship" hidden near the Hale-Bopp comet when it passed by Earth in 1997.

Did you hear what happened to Joe?

Yeah. After he lost his job and his wife left him, he couldn't take it anymore. He decided to ride the comet.

by nitrogyro1 September 19, 2009

couhetto

When describing a person - that is country and ghetto rolled all in one.

Lourine is so couhetto with those socks and heels on.

by trisrae April 22, 2005

Comet Hale-Bopp

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.

Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

elmo cometh

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex

Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.

by Bombsauce June 14, 2008

Comletly

How one would spell "completely" if trying to do so when half asleep and without spell check.

Moose is completly Gay.

by buhda breaf December 6, 2004

Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.

Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

ass comet

the act of soiling a carpet by dragging one's ass across it

I have to clean up after my dog's ass comet

by Eyz June 24, 2007