chalk comet

a severely damaged penis which is still fit for purpose.

bernard's exposed chalk comet was the main topic of conversation at the bus stop

by percy puberty September 5, 2016

Eternal Comet

This is a gamertag for a guy named Dominick

Did you play with Eternal Comet last night he's pretty good at the game

by Lookoverthere181 January 1, 2021

Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022

Comet

A mixture of coke and met.

Bruh that comet whipped the shit out of my ass.

by Nikush June 25, 2022

CoMeT

My cute little dog (mini dachshund) who loves to lick me

My dog Comet is cute

by Comet&Daisy November 3, 2019

comet

to put something down

i comet my glass of water on the table

by i donr know December 5, 2023

comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet

"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"

by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024