Coverted

Anyone so far in the dark they can rationalize extreme covert activities to their self amusement with no regards to whom or to what degree it affects the target.

Those coverted bastards think the whole worlds gone Covid.

by BlindInsight January 10, 2021

The Stephen Colbert

Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.

"I call shotgun." " Oh yeah well I call The Stephen Colbert.

by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010

colbertmaniacs

People that immediately follow the orders of any tv personality. Usually manifested through posting on a temporarily popular website.

Did you see all the posts for Canada's history there were last night?
Yeah, I had no idea there were so many pathetic colbertmaniacs out there.

by veryjaded February 5, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report is a funny show.

by Micste December 14, 2008

Converted rice

Sticky rice (gaysian lovin' gaysian) who has switched to potato lovin'.

Yang: Hey isn't that Bong over there grinding with a white guy? I thought he was sticky rice.
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!

by Toodles McGuy November 8, 2008

calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

by hahahahano. February 22, 2018

colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president

Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...

by Erm........................ January 16, 2008