council cunt

Young woman or teenage girl with a vast fanny due to excessive unsafe penetration often accompanied by a horde of small children all fathered by different men.

Concerned father to his son: "Beware of girls called Kylie, Chardonnay, Crystal, Sharon, Vicky - they're more than likely to have council cunts..."

by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007

Cojudo

Cojudo or cojuda. (From Latin colĕus, testicle)

1. Adjective: said of an animal that has not been castrated.
2. Adjective used in South America, mostly in Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador: stupid, dumb, silly, fool.
3. Adjective used in South America, mostly in Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador: asshole, bastard, dickhead.
(Del lat. colĕus, testículo):

1. adjetivo: dicho de un animal no castrado.
2. adjetivo: usado en Sudamérica, sobre todo en Perú, Bolivia y Ecuador: tonto, bobo.
3. adjetivo: usado en Sudamérica, sobre todo en Perú, Bolivia y Ecuador: pendejo, patán, mala persona.

That guy honked his horn at me although I had the right of way when I was crossing the street. What a cojudo!

Ese tipo me pitó a pesar de que yo tenía preferencia al cruzar la calle. ¡Qué cojudo!

by Vainita May 28, 2009

Counciltucky

The dingy asshole of America (whereas Omaha is the wonderful, silky inner thigh) where all is well if you drive a sputtering multi-colored vehicle and have a mullet so dirty and full of nasties that it's almost sentient. Also known as Council Bluffs, Counciltucky looks like a mythical drab, rundown, post-apocalyptic world where nobody knows the definition of tooth care, showers, vehicle maintenance, or proper driving. However, this is no fantasy. It is a sad and horrifying reality.

Everything is grey and old and broken. Even the prostitutes. Merely driving through Counciltucky with the car windows rolled down will get you a contact meth high.
An overall shitty place to even think about, let alone live in or drive through.

Greg: Whoa, dude. Ya know that smelly guy who works at the gas station? Billy-Bob? Did you know his mom is also his sister?

Max: Shit, dude. He must be from Counciltucky.

by Queenofthedream June 24, 2012

Cojum dip

A avant-garde jazz/metal band from Michigan (and the best thing created by human science) with 5 members: Bodur the clumsy, Udabn the feared, Mumutits the sour, Captain no the love machine and “Laurence”

Person 1: my favorite band is cojum dip.
Person 2: yeah Udabn is so badass!

by Awayout May 13, 2022

Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has occurred.

Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."

by General aBROham Broski August 17, 2011

Council Meeting

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.

"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely

by The Council Members January 9, 2009

Orgy/Vomit Conundrum

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.

Man, last night I faced the orgy/vomit conundrum

by teeveeglare May 19, 2008