Locksmith

1.a. Someone who enjoys breaking into cars and homes LEGALLY!
b. Someone who wears a shirt with the AAA logo PROUDLY!
2. Sometimes confused with a hacksmith

I have been a Locksmith contracted by AAA for 13 months and I have broken into more then 3000 vehicles, and the owners were ALWAYS happy I did it.

by Your Neighborhood AAA Locksmith April 29, 2008

cocksmithe

a man who is good at getting laid, or if said as a insult to a man... one who loves the cock

"I went out with rusty last night and he is quite the cocksmithe."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

DOCKSMITH

A petty criminal and repeat offender whose lack of success ensures court appearances of alarming frequency.

Terry can look after it?
That docksmith, fuck off.

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.

person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004

cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.

"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"

by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008

Cocksmithing

The smithing of one's cock.

Kramer spent all of last weekend cocksmithing, and sold them at market for a very low price. He banged multiple chicks via garage. Or ne-grage for the blacks.

by The Black Bunga July 6, 2010