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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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coasting the chadwag

to smoke pot. see safty meeting
To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze.
" we're going to coast the chadwag in the carpark.you coming?"
"we'll be down stairs coasting the chadwag"
by hoboc October 30, 2006
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Closing the Gap

When anyone close to you falls behind in the meaning of personal growth, and continue to be blind to unhealthy habits while you’re growing. You either have to leave them or they or you have to catch up to the peer.
Damn, jacks different since I got this money, he needs to be closing the gap if he wants to be friends like we were.
by I’mEatenCereal September 24, 2020
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Counting Crows

When you stop paying attention to Twitter and start looking at real birds...
He's not tweeted in days, he's out counting crows.
by Septimusistryingtofindaname January 12, 2013
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the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.
*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"
by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009
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Pizza Crusting

After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.

Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."
by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008
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Clouding

are we clouding this weekend?
nah i got no cash
ill pay
IIGHT
by yahtrick February 18, 2009
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