clitical

A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.

Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.

by Arch0wl December 12, 2006

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) while giving oral sex to a woman.

John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error.

by David the great June 2, 2004

Cloting

(clow-ting)

The act of placing cottage cheese on ones gentialia while wearing any type of cloth around said genitalia

Man i was cloting the other day, it felt so good to have lunch right there at the tip.

Julie likes cloting only in the winter, she told me the stench is unbearable in the summer months

by xphonehomex July 28, 2014

clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003

Cloie

Is the most amazing person you will ever meet!!! She has looks to die for and is a literal genius, with a personality that never judges people. But once you disrespect her or her friends she becomes ruthless, and is a total ninja!

"Have you seen Cloie?"

"No, because she's an awesome ninja!"

by AwesomeNerd1113 April 21, 2019

cliti peen

n. the erection of an elongated clitoris, also known as swollen clitoris.

Ralph: Hey, did you hook up with that chick from the bar last night?

Sven: Nah man. When she took off her panties I got a look at her cliti peen and I damn near puked.

Ralph: Dude, that's fuckin gross.

by Luvin on your mom January 6, 2013

chotitas

women who are only the prime of the prime, the hottest of the hot! when you spread their legs you see a tropical forest that takes you in! They are the most beautiful of creatures in the region, like tucans and wallabees! A woman with mind and soul! A woman that does not have a single hair on her asshole. A woman that will leave the taste in your mouth like Trident Layers.

Amariz molina is a chotitas

by Ronichi December 10, 2010