Clinge

Clinging is the very solid tightness of your dick muscles when listening to mutilation of the erect Penis.

“I clinged at the thought of a mutilated dildo”

by Erclet Penouse May 25, 2018

stage 5-clinger

a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.

Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"

*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*

Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"

by H&K Inc. October 21, 2011

chidge

(v.) To "chidge" is to lick up the septum of someone else's nose. It may be used as a foreplay technique for some people.

Dude, everyone dared her to chidge me last night, she did it. I was turned on.

by BobbyMcBob November 5, 2010

clingers

clothes that are so tight that they would show the shape of your body or limbs; clinging clothes.

The starlet is fond of clingers.

by uttam maharjan August 3, 2010

Clide

A piece of shit whos mom spends way to much time on urban dictionary.

Clide is a real asshole

by Skylerbob October 10, 2018

Formspring clinger

Somebody who constantly writes on someone else's formspring, anonymously or not. Typically incredibly annoying and leads to clogged feed.

Anonymous clingers mostly turn out to be immature teens who live their life on the internet and have few or no friends in real life.

Bill: Dude, I got like 400 questions on Formspring from Suzie yesterday!

Bob: Uh-oh, you've got a Formspring clinger. Commence evasive maneuvers.

by The Gnargoyle August 20, 2010

Cludge

A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.

Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004