Clinged

When you have a absences because you are lazy

A perv has clinged

by Jack buttkick August 4, 2019

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class-5 clinger

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.

The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

by Danworth Norris July 4, 2006

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clinge binge

To have sexual intercourse with many women in a short period of time

Johnny: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Will: Going out for a clinge binge!
Johnny: Niceeee!

by IamSUPERhoe October 2, 2009

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Billary Clinger

An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary, bitter clinger.

Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"

Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."

by Linoge_WOTC July 1, 2017

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When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)

"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"

by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015

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