by Oshen Fjre March 2, 2022
Get the Clingemug. Used to describe a person to whom is attempting to establish a futile relationship in which the person can be described as being overly-clingy and cringeworthy in their efforts.
That guy's Facebook statuses are so clinge.
by RandomG March 19, 2018
Get the Clingemug. Clinging is the very solid tightness of your dick muscles when listening to mutilation of the erect Penis.
by Erclet Penouse May 25, 2018
Get the Clingemug. Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023
Get the Cling-onmug. A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.
Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"
by Based Fiend July 25, 2022
Get the Clingmug. the love that clings to your heart
by umar iftikhar September 6, 2008
Get the clingsmug. little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.
I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.
by wharf May 16, 2006
Get the cling onmug.