clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside

"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!

by James August 1, 2004

clart

greeting, piss take, or even insult!

not just used in Da port, but in Cardiff also!

woss appnin CLART! (Greeting)
Nice one clart! (Piss take)
You FUCKIN CLART!! (Insult)

by chuckla August 13, 2003

Clarty

North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions

Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain

by Lisa griffin November 29, 2007

Santa Clarita

The most stupid, boring town ever. Full of Punk posers, preppy girls, and "gangsters". EVERYBODY does drugs here and we're all spoiled rich kids.

EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT

Santa Clarita sucks balls.

by ESCAPADES January 23, 2011

Clarted

This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup

by HudAtMin June 21, 2008

clarrt

clarrt is a term used in place of words such as "dude" or "mate". It use can be said to define the user as a regular attendee of urban squat parties who listens to music predominantley featuring the sound of 303's

"we wuz at Havok in Hackney last night. they war rinsin some choons."
"Safe, Clarrt"

by dan November 25, 2004

Meowla Clawft

An especially slutty cat, can be used to describe a dead cat as well. Combination of Lara Croft and a (sexy) dead cat. Meowla Claft is also Russian.

"Dude did you see that dead cat? It was kinda sexy."

"Yeah bro, total Meowla Clawft!"

MEOWLAAA CLAWWWWWFT

by dat ray town boi October 16, 2010