CJ

Slightly.....unintellingent clueless creature who says he targets girls who would be gracing him by using him as a shoerag, while he actually loves his neighbor, who is madly in love with him. He, being totally unreceptive to any signals this neighbor sends him, fears that she does not like him and therefore fakes not liking her. He has recieved every signal possible from his neighbor, including recieving a rose from her on Valentine's, delivered by her friends, while he was surrounded by his friends. Extremely sensitive on the inside, this creature tries to cover it up with a hard, macho exterior. Also klutzy and forgetful.
A boy from WRMS with another initial A.
by Neighbor Girl June 28, 2003
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cj

an older jeep, for instance CJ-5, or CJ-7
That loser in a Wrangler just waved to me. I only wave at CJs.
by Nick Victim April 29, 2004
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cj

short for circle jerk, for faggy preps.
"hey, everyone! CJ in cabin six!"
by Wally Zerbuiac August 31, 2005
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CJ

When I went on holiday to Australia, I had a romance with Daniel who's best friend was a CJ
by thesheepatehim April 17, 2009
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cj

when one well equiped guy of at least 10 inches wraps his dink into a coil like a doughnut, this dink must be flacid, and the other guy sticks his erect dink through the hole.

like a gay man's vagina
~how about a cj?
~ can't say no to a little cj now and then
~peter frequently gives cj's
by md_hammer November 3, 2004
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Cj

A guy who jacks off in the bathroom while playing Pokémon Go
Did you see Cj over there? Whats he doing?
by sharknado999 January 11, 2017
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CJ

A girl who is a bitch backstabber. She will do anything for love even if it's not real epically dating her best friends bf. She tries to be cool and fit in but isn't very good at it. Don't date them because they are horrible at everything they try. They also are super annoying and are wayyyynto skinny
Guy: Did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: She's such a CJ

Guy: And that girls a skinny bitch
by Jazz Rielly October 10, 2014
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