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by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023
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Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.
Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!
by HASHITRON September 3, 2016
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Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012
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Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.
Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.
by philomela March 14, 2015
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Certified Funny

Wait for it, I think we just hit it. This is certified funny
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
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BA certified

also known as Beast Attack Certified, shows even more beastliness than beast attack. pure awesomeness, this word is not to be used lightly.
Oh shit fool that song is BA certified.

Anyone who plays a stick is BA certified
by Chris Byington September 18, 2006
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HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts
Your Home PC is now HP Certified
by Anonymous October 4, 2002
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