certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

Certified Funny

this is funny, trust me

Wait for it, I think we just hit it. This is certified funny

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

BA certified

also known as Beast Attack Certified, shows even more beastliness than beast attack. pure awesomeness, this word is not to be used lightly.

Oh shit fool that song is BA certified.

Anyone who plays a stick is BA certified

by Chris Byington September 18, 2006

HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

by Anonymous October 4, 2002