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Dope Ceiling

The Dope Ceiling is when you experience a high so high that you cannot get any higher.
Person 1: Hey, you should take another hit!
Person 2: No point! I've already hit the Dope Ceiling, can't get any higher!
by 2d0peb0yzinaCadillac February 21, 2012
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purple cello

Woman's lady parts that have larger than normal purple flaps
Dude, I LOVE playing on Meranda's sweet purple cello.
by chubbyninja December 14, 2016
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cello rock

Cello rock is a genre of music characterized by the use of cellos and other stringed instruments such as violin and viola to create a sound, beat, and texture similar to that of familiar rock music, but distinctly reshaped by the unique timbres and more traditional genres of the cello (in particular) and other stringed instruments used. The cellos and other stringed instruments are often electronically amplified and/or electronically modified. They are often combined with other elements typical of rock music such as rock-style vocals and rock-style drumming.
"Apocalyptica played a great cello rock concert last night."
by Annalise Schatz January 31, 2006
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ceiling jizz

Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.

At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."

"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"

"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."

"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."
by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009
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cello

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'
by Kelso January 2, 2005
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ceiling cat

The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.
While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.
by FreakinKenny!! June 11, 2006
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