Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Captain Underpants

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

captin save a ho

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.

That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!

by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

Captain Ginyu

Leader of Frieza's Ginyu Force. Their mission was to destroy Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan and to retrieve the dragon balls. They were successful in the later, but were all defeated. Captain Ginyu is the only surviving member of the Ginyu Force. He used his body-switching technique to change bodies with Goku. When he went to do the same with Vegeta, Goku interfered and got his body back. He tried a second time, and Goku threw a frog in the way causing him to switch bodies with the frog. In an anime filler, Bulma found the Ginyu frog and use a voice translator on it. Ginyu wasted no time in taking her body and coming to the scene of Goku and Frieza fighting. Bulma in the frogs body was able to follow. When the Z-Fighters realize that Captain Ginyu is in Bulma's body, he tries to switch bodies with Piccolo. Bulma (in the frogs body) was thrown by Gohan just in time to get her body back, changing Ginyu back into a frog.

That Captain Ginyu sure is an idiot.

by John Jacob Jingle-heimer Smitt April 21, 2006

elevator captain

The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.

The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."

by The Pirate of Pissants February 21, 2006

Captain Beefy

A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.

Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!

by GoGoYubari June 14, 2006