babysat

Worse than getting schooled. Metaphorically speaking, you've been rearranging the kitchen magnets and snacking on Chef Boyardee while your babysitter was smoking blunts and hooking up with a supermodel.

The expression could be used in almost any situation, but it always ends with, "damn son, you just got BABYSAT"

by DJ Gavin Holland July 27, 2007

Bybes

Shortened form of "Bye, babes". From the tv show Beautiful People.

Simon: See you tomorrow!
Kylie: Bybes!

by crayolaxsunshine April 15, 2010

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006

Babysitter

A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone

Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called baby watchers instead.

by Anonymity265 April 27, 2010

Babyslide

Noun. A reference to the uterus, and/or vagina.

Bill: That chick is solid!
Bob: Yeah. You'll throw it in 'er babyslide?

by Chauncey24 December 9, 2008

Babysplaining

Less mature than boysplaining which, in turn, is a less mature version of mansplaining. This is as low as it gets.

I tried to ask him a question but he started babysplaining so I gave up.

by Lololololol Will October 20, 2017

Babysack

When you take a newborn child and insert it into a pillow sack, and then you proceed to smash it off the counter creating a paste like substance

Kyle! That babysack was sick bro!

by poop penis slap butt tit May 19, 2020