Muffin Bruiser

When a chicks' is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. Also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.

Holy shit Jason, did you see Tonys' girlfriend? Yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! Yeah, she's a real Muffin Bruiser!

by nosa74 October 30, 2009

Dick the Bruiser

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.

Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

bruised peach

A broken down busted up girl.

From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.

by jocko jones August 22, 2004

To bruise her / his / it's spine

This describes the act of penetration so deep that it could in fact bruise the individual's spine

how would you like me to bruise your spine?
Christ, I'd like to bruise her / his / it's spine

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

Bruiser

-A big bodied woman that look like she can kick your ass and is a pro catfisher.
-A big ass catfish caught by an angler/fisherman

-Bruuuh you see Adrian snag that bruiser last night? He finna deny it.

-Bruh caught the biggest bruiser in the canal last night on chicken livers.

by ed-tera April 23, 2019

qualude bruise

unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.

This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.

by uncle tim March 16, 2008

Bruiser

A little known but amazing book by Neal Shusterman, a highly recommended author. Neal Shusterman also wrote the Skinjacker Trilogy (Everlost, Everfound, and Everwild) Unwind, along with several other science fiction/fantasy novels. All are very well written with amazing plots and lovable characters.

Bruiser and Unwind are two of my all-time favorite books. If you haven't read them....You need to.

"Dude, I just finished Bruiser, and I teared up."

"I know you you feel man. Thats a great book."

by Brewster Rawlins February 25, 2013