bonnet bait

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.

You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!

by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024

Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head

Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.

by TissuesBox March 8, 2024

Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024