gym bluff

a newbie obese person who pretends to love the gym and always boasts on how thin he or she used to be and how hard it is to for them to go to the gym nowadays.

Tony just got fatter and is always complaining about how hard it is for him to go to the gym and keeps showing off his old photos of when he used to be able to lift, all while sitting at a bar drinking beer. Tony is a gym bluff, he likes to say he goes to the gym but never really does and is always at the bar.

by mistermaster652 April 14, 2014

Desert bluffs

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale

"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"

by Cailliop August 26, 2017

Mississippi River Bluff

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:

1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.

I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!

by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011

Bluffton

The shit ass town that everyone wants to come to, the kids hate, and yet they never leave. Shit hole. Too much growth. Horrible children. Shit school system. No real education. Even the libraries suck. Teenagers are bored to death so become whores and drug lords. Dead end. Do not enter, or you will die, become pregnant or catch some gross ass std and be trapped here forever. Say goodbye to the real world. Your life ends here. True story, bro.

Bluffton is full of bored dumb sluts.

by Vampcanombie October 15, 2011

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

team buffy

A usefull way to insult Twilight lovers when they argue who is better; That sparkling stalker or that other guy. Because Twilight is about a girl with no personality who falls in love with a sorry excuse for a vampire, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer is about a girl who stakes vampires!

Girl 1: Edward is the best!

Girl 2: Umm, false! Jacob is much better. Team Jacob forever!
Girl 1: No! Team Edward forever!
Me: Team Buffy forever!!
Girl 1 & 2: huh?
Me: The earth is doomed.

by AnyaJenkins June 1, 2017

Serbian Jew Double Bluff

Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate

Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff

by Kazimierz January 29, 2009