blomedy

A comedy film featuring a largely black cast whose target audience is comprised mostly of black people or white teenagers who think they're thug.

"Have you seen 'Think Like A Man?'"
"Nah, that shit's a blomedy!"

by crim13 September 23, 2012

blomental

A blonde that has a lot of blonde moments, or bloments.

Susie is very blomental. She is constantly having blonde moments.

by richw930 October 9, 2013

Blomdahl

Nasty af. Often leave poop stained panties on other peoples beds.

Courtney: Dude who's panties are those??
Sammi: they have poop on them, they must be blomdahls.

by Blomdahl November 4, 2015

Blomsterman

A guy with big shimmering eyes and a deep soul who friends zones everyone. And has a huge love for bread, pastries and doctor who.

The name comes from my friends crush who became an adjective.

Me: who that tall guy with glossing shimmering eyes ?
Everyone: blomsterman.

by Shortpeeps December 12, 2016

Blomp

blomp-
noun: dumbass
verb: fight; argue
adj: petty
blomp, blompy, blompedly

"The two school boys met at the gravel road to blomp."

by Stupid sluts January 6, 2017

blomotion

An blowjob given in an emotional state.

"We were at her grandma's funeral, and in the middle of it she took me to the car and gave me a blomotion."

by s2artjm April 2, 2017

Blomme

A Retarded person

Ohh see its a Blomme

by spkki April 10, 2017