Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

beaking

Noun.

The act of placing a grapefruit on your penis, then having a duck eat said grapefruit causing sexual stimulation in the process.

Jackie: "Anything short of beaking is vanilla"

by Ecumenical Christianity April 29, 2023

Maximus Bakington

When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.

"dude, i'm fuckin smacked"
"werd.... MAXIMUS BAKINGTON!!!"

by yer12345 March 15, 2009

hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.

Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.

by Floppybananas June 2, 2018

power-braking

1. The act of chasing benzodiazepines with strong coffee

My girlfriend and I stayed up all night power-braking.

by crippled clown February 15, 2019

Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.

Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.

by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012