A person or people who accompany somebody who is too cheap to buy his own drinks at a bar and instead brings a flask of alcohol and orders soft drinks. The "flask beards" accompany the flask-bearer, ordering enough alcoholic drinks to disguise the fact that the flask-bearer is totally dumping outside liquor in his diet Coke. Typically the flask-bearer compensates his flask beards at a rate of about 25%, which provides incentive for the flask beards.
Kevin wanted to bring a flask of vodka to the bars on Saturday so he could save money by ordering only orange juice all night. To avoid detection, he recruited Pete and Bob to be his flask beards, so he would avoid detection.
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Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
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The amount of facial hair referenced is directly proportionate to the quality and intensity of the situation and its outcomes. Beards can be referred to in terms of quantity (i.e., full beard, half beard, 5 o'clock shadow) or you can name the type of facial hair directly (i.e., full beard, goatee, fu man chu, handlebars, soul patch, etc.).
Here are some examples of famous people who are full beard (actual facial hair not required, but encouraged): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, The Most Interesting Man in the World (aka, the Dos Equis guy), Keith Richards, John McEnroe.
The amount of facial hair referenced is directly proportionate to the quality and intensity of the situation and its outcomes. Beards can be referred to in terms of quantity (i.e., full beard, half beard, 5 o'clock shadow) or you can name the type of facial hair directly (i.e., full beard, goatee, fu man chu, handlebars, soul patch, etc.).
Here are some examples of famous people who are full beard (actual facial hair not required, but encouraged): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, The Most Interesting Man in the World (aka, the Dos Equis guy), Keith Richards, John McEnroe.
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