6 definitions by Jeffy!

bearded excellence

The act of having an excellent or magnificent beard. Anyone who has a huge unkepmt beard despite what fashion dictates is practicing bearded excellence. This also goes for ungangly mustaches and bushy mutton chop sideburns.

Check out that hobo with the crazy bum beard; bearded excellence.

by Jeffy! May 10, 2005

beardies

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)

How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!

by Jeffy! May 10, 2005

beardies bath

When your bearded dragon takes a fat bath and splashes around in, and all together mucks up his water dish. But it is also quite adorable.

My lizard Pedro is taking a beardies bath! Magnificent!

by Jeffy! May 10, 2005

bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 12, 2005

bearded dragon

An adorable docile lizard from Australia that are popular pets in America. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.

by Jeffy! May 13, 2005

sprogg

An unwanted little child. First coined the the Brits in WWII reffering to new soilers, but later became synonomous with a useless kid.

That little red-headed sprogg really gets on me tits!

by Jeffy! May 10, 2005