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beardies 

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)
How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!
beardies by Jeffy! May 9, 2005
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beardies bath 

When your bearded dragon takes a fat bath and splashes around in, and all together mucks up his water dish. But it is also quite adorable.
My lizard Pedro is taking a beardies bath! Magnificent!
beardies bath by Jeffy! May 9, 2005
Any person who is against the having or growing of beards due to discomfort for themselves.
Cristina refused to make out with him because he had a beard. She is now a well known beardist in the community due to her anti-beard actions.
Beardist by bigeyedfeesh March 17, 2011

beardier 

having massive amounts of facial hair, collected in an orderly fashion around the cheeks and chin area, in larger portions than anyone else ever.
I am soooo beardier than you. Chuck Norris is way beardier than Micheal McDonald.
beardier by dirt lifter July 22, 2009

fobr boardies

kids who use the falloutboyrock.com messageboard. they pwn you're face off. they often use words such as: lawlz, o rly?, and p33n.
kid one: d00d i was on the fobr.com boards last night
kid two: srsly? i wish i was cool enough to do that. are you one of those fobr boardies?
kid one: hell yes. i'm just that awesome
fobr boardies by infalliblexxxlove November 3, 2006
Slang for a bearded dragon,which is a lizard commonly found in pet stores that resembles an iguana.
Look at all my beardies! Aren’t they adorable lil lizards!
Beardie by Ducky Lifee May 6, 2019

beardless james marriot 

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street
Beardless James Marriott is a Tory
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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