Pulling a barcic

disguising yourself as an elven warrior, building an army of cats, and attacking the local recreation center.

Did you see sean run by with all those cats? ...yeah man, he's totally pulling a barcic.

by elvenwarrior June 12, 2011

Barnacle

The word used to describe a person whom waits until the very last second of a conference call to make their presence known

Sally is such a trashy barnacle! She attached herself to the weekly Webex like a parasite, adding less-than-zero value, until it came time for her to announce her presence to management!

by 16vjohnson December 11, 2018

Barnaculous

A little bit rough around the edges

He seemed sweet, but he was a little Barnaculous...

by AbsoluteChad December 29, 2019

rusty barnacle

(n) - an inverted or pronated rectum, damaged by anal sex with an unusually thick dick or dildo.

(n) - an anus or rectum that protrudes like a barnacle from the asscrack, usually from rough anal sex

She told him that she liked it rough, so it wasn't his fault that she got a rusty barnacle.

"You know how huge Bob is - don't let him do anal or you'll end up with a rusty barnacle."

by dimebag40 April 9, 2010

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

barbiche

small tuft of hair under the bottom lip

He shaved his beard and now all he has left is a barbiche.

by ShawnMW May 23, 2006