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balls

Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")
Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"
by Raymoo November 1, 2007
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Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!
by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
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Balls!

An exclamation used to describe either the positive, or negative extreme on the 'awesome scale'.
Or something both positive and negative simultaneously
Positive: "That scythe is so balls!"
Negative: "Aw, BALLS! My car ran out of gas!"
Both Simultaneously: "You kicked that ball from all the other side of the field and hit me in the face! That was balls!"
by xelphyn January 25, 2011
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Balls To That

1. An expression of acceptance, happiness or excitement towards something.

2. An expression of displeasure, annoyance, or aggression towards something.
1) Dude, look at this pic of my hot chick.

Balls to that.

2) Hey, did you pay your taxes?

Balls to that.
by spartan029 September 27, 2008
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&balls;

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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Balls

Used as a target when being touched by creepy old guys
Some old guy tried to put me in his van so i kicked him in the balls
by Spartan Monky October 18, 2008
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balling

1. To be exceedingly fly, hip, deck, cool, what have you.

2. To clench or to curl up.

3. To engage in sexual intercourse.
1. Reezy's new grill was exceptionally balling, even by the standards of his affluent homies.

2. John balled his fist in rage as he walked in on Ken nailing his woman.

3. Judy and Derek have been balling for a few months. Explains why they keep showing up late to class.
by Mr. Schenzy January 13, 2011
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