asspig

n: One who gives up sex easily via the anal-sphinchter

Look at that fag backing-up on every man in this joint! He is such an 'asspig'!

by Groinker March 15, 2008

assparty

Please see

Happy Hardcore

by Mayeau December 22, 2003

Assping

It's when somebody gets horny in their ass.

1.) "That Danny guy is so hot, he gave me an assping."
2.) "Steven got an assping so he's in the basement with his finger in his bum."

by wastedbrains December 6, 2010

assphuxiation

The act of anal raping a victim while fatally smothering/choking with a pillow, belt, boot lace, extension cord, etc.

1. The victim in Saturday night's assault was anally raped by at least three separate males while being choked to death with a vacuum cord. The county coroner declared that assphuxiation was the cause of death.

2. "Damnit woman, I said to make me a milk shake!" "No!" "That's it, prepare to be assphuxiated!"

by SheriffJones March 20, 2011

Asspick

What a toothpick does for the teeth an asspick does for the ass. In case if you didn't get it, an asspick is a penis.

Slut 1: Uhh, I just got asspicked
Slut 2: Well I guess you ate rough things today...

by Sevhakop May 1, 2008

assparrot

Someone who talks out of his ass a lot.

Shut the fuck up, assparrot!

by Tom Servo January 30, 2004

Asspigeon

Person who thinks that they're really good at playing Unreal Tournament, but who in reality totally suck ass and drive your stats into the ground when they play on your computer.

I was ranked number 15 until I let asspigeon play. Now I'm number 198445.

by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009