Asscrapian

A catch-all nationality/ethnicity indicating low birth, dubious hygeine, bizarre customs and speech, and amoral values.

Hakim had his fellow Wahabi Muslims mesmerized with his description of MTV, life in Los Angeles and the Asscrapian youth who roamed shopping malls with credit cards and no manners.

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

assrape

Singlehandedly wiping out the entire opposing team while owning in Counter-Strike.

Damn! I sure ass-raped those freaken Terrorists.

by Mike H. April 19, 2003

asscrank

(n.)Asscrank-Device used to wind up the moron in front of you in traffic, so he will go faster. Can be used on
either him or his automobile.

Jimmy was driving the car in front of me, he was going
so slowly that my wife was threaten to get him moving with
the 4-way asscrank i had in the trunk.

by Danile R Cady June 29, 2006

asscrag

Someone who is unusually bad looking, or stupid, or both simultaneously.

Damn! What an asscrag!

Damn! That Camilla Wilson (917415616) is such an asscrag!

see Rudolf Steiner School

by Jesus P. Christ December 28, 2007

Asscrackjapchinkaniggerican

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is an Asscrackjapchinkaniggerican. The only one in the world.

Ass-crack-jap-chinka-nigger-ican

Ass-Asian
Crack(cracker)-Caucasian
Jap-Japanese
Chinka-Chinese
Nigger(black-what he really is)
Ican-American

Ass-crack-jap-chinka-nigger-ican

by kennethebb January 19, 2010