ascintegrate

denigrate upwards.

Jeffrey ascintegrated to heaven.

by whythehecknot11 February 11, 2022

Abscontia

An exclamation of offense or incredulity.

Jennifer: You know Becky, that top you're wearing is incredibly tacky.
Becky: Abscontia! You're just jealous that my parents are still together.

by Toldyoujosep December 7, 2022

D'Ascoli

Someone who is from the small town of Ascoli, Italy.
Original word is DiAscoli. 'Di' in Italian translates to 'of' and Ascoli being the town. Thus DiAscoli meaning 'Of Ascoli'.
When the family of DiAscoli's migrated to the United States they were forced to Americanize their name. They dropped the 'i' and added an apostrophe (which was common)

DiAscoli = D Ascoli = D'Ascoli

by Staygemastir1 February 28, 2009

European Ascent

When the girls is giving you a blowjob and decides to shove your balls into your stomach and chew on your empty ballsack

I wanna give my man the European Ascent!

by BitchMaid69 November 10, 2017

Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension

A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.

The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.

by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010

Ascension

(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.

Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

ascension

An erection that is holy.

When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."

by Shmonor May 21, 2008