Alabama 401K

A retirement plan, of sorts, where an individual makes a bogus back injury claim and files for unemployment, social security, and/or insurance payments. This is a steady source of income for many dirtbags living in Alabama and Mississippi.

Mama, I'll be gettin' my own double wide 'cause my check's in the mail!--Alabama 401K in action!

by Gary Vitalis February 12, 2007

alabama hot pocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina

Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket

by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016

Alabama hot pocket

The word your friends told you to search up in class

Hey Luke, look up Alabama hot pocket

by Suc suc August 7, 2017

Alabama

The only place where the family tree is the recycling symbol.

Welcome to Alabama, where you can date your teacher...
...when you're homeschooled.

by /b/leach_my_eyes January 11, 2022

Alabama Pudding Toss

The act of shooting a wad on a girls exposed breasts, scraping it off with your hand, and tossing it at her face.

Just when Diana thought her evening couldn't get any more degrading, her gentlemanly companion surprised her with an Alabama Pudding Toss.

by Jack Rebney August 20, 2011

Alabama Scooter

A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity.

"I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week.

by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010

Alabama Akbar

Commonly shouted when an American high school student has stolen his parents gun and is ready for a full on school shooting.

Mike : Wheres Jordan?
Jenny : I don't know. But he's a massive NERD! *high fives*
Mike : Oh look, there's Jordan!
From the back of the class : NERD!
*Jordan pulls out a M4*
Jordan : ALABAMA AKBAR!

by Actual Dragon Tears July 7, 2016