applesauce

Amazing Oral Sex that resembles the sound of applesauce. Not that weak dry mouth stuff, but the full fledged service job. As wet as a jar off applesauce. The key to a mans happiness. One of the most amazing things on earth. Yes, that is considered applesauce, my friend

Man... she had the sloppiest applesauce i've ever seen.

by I'm Not Frank February 11, 2014

applesauce

n. during anal when a girl cums out her apple bottom
v. applesauced

I fucked her ass so hard, bitch applesauced!

by JaimeeKinard December 24, 2007

Applejack

To judge another person for a reason that is really not worthy of judgement at all.

"I applejacked the couple in front of me in the grocery store because they were only buying a sugary cereal. Then I realized that I love that cereal too?"

by Hb0mba1 November 8, 2011

lazy applesaucer

someone using their fork from dinner to eat applesauce because they're too lazy to get a spoon

man 1: hey want some applesauce?

man2: yeah sure

man1: need a spoon?

man2: nah im good, imma lazy applesaucer it.

by cregg go hard March 9, 2010

dick applesauce

Dick applesauce is where someone mistakes ur or someone elses dick for apples and smash it up and eat it for a delicious and fruity dessert

Nic: man I had some great dick applesauce last night!

Mary: I did to I used ur dick

Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl

by ur a penishumper police poop! April 26, 2014

applesauce

-noun
1. apples stewed to a soft pulp and sometimes sweetened or spiced with cinnamon.

2. Slang. nonsense; bunk. Nonsensical talk or writing

Origin: 1730-40; apple + sauce

This is some fucked up shit - I mean, applesauce.

APPLESAUCE. Applesauce I tell you!

by Apple Applesause Sause March 12, 2008

applesauce

Bi product from heat and sweat and whatever material is formed during the rubbing of the butt cheeks during a vigorous activity especially during a 100 plus degree day. Especially indicitive to adolescent children who do not believe in good hygiene.

Hey son, how was basketball practice. Good dad, but i got to take a shower i have a bunch of applesauce in my butt cheeks.

by Dave Allison74 November 8, 2010