Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

affassles

The joining of the words Affectionate and Hassles. To give someone affassles is a playful ribbing.

"Don't worry Xav, I'm just giving you affassles!"

by Neka T October 27, 2008

aipfaavkkgg

Acronym - All in (AI) Preflop (PF) AA (pocket aces) v (versus) KK (pocket kings) GG (good game)

In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.

by Cds July 25, 2009

lust affair

1. An affair based in a human's most primal urge.
2. The beginning of a sexual relationship.

Their relationship has just begun. They are in the phase known as LUST AFFAIR.

by DiamondD612003 November 14, 2013

violent affair

The need to or act of taking a violent painful dump

I'm sorry I can't make it to work today but I had to take a violent affair that tore me up

by Bitterman19 December 19, 2016

Syamil Affan

Busuk boy, not supportive toward his girlfriend. Eat a lot. GEMUK

Syamil Affan Gemuk

by putput01 November 21, 2021

affair

A word used by women of a certain age who are dried up sexually that means an event and not a sexual liaison.

"I'm having an affair."
"Oh, are you having it catered?"

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008